[Upbeat music. Record scratch. A voiceover kicks in:]

This summer… forget everything you thought you knew about peace and quiet.

At ‘The Lake’, it’s paddleboards by day, fire pits by night, and total mayhem in between!
From midnight swims to mystery meat Mondays, a lovable crew of campers, weird uncles, and rogue raccoons turn one lakeside escape into the most unforgettable vacation of their lives.

Friendships will form. S’mores will burn. Mosquitoes… will win.
“CAMP CHAOS: ‘THE LAKE’ 🛶🔥😂
Coming soon to a dock near you.